- Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed, Women somehow deteriorate during the night.
- A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband, a man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
- A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
- A man has six items in his bathroom: a toothbrush, shaving cream, razor, a bar of soap, and a towel from the Holiday Inn.
The average number of items in the typical woman’s bathroom is 150. A man would not be able to identify most of these items.
- When the bill arrives, all the guys will each throw in $20, even though it’s only for $32.50. None of them will have anything smaller, and none will actually admit they want change back. When the girls get their bill, out come the pocket calculators.
- A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.